Two Toed Sloths: Story 6

Now, one might think that daisies are yellow, but actually they don’t exist. You know what else doesn’t exist? Two toed sloths. But if they did exist, they would be really awesome. Actually they were discovered fairly recently, but also fairly recently they were covered up as a hoax. The zoologist who discovered them decided he wanted to breed all of them and keep them to himself. He was a very selfish man, who only cared about red carpets.So after breeding all of them he cut them open to die - I mean, dye, his cream coloured carpets a cozy home rouge. He loved his carpets so much that he used them as both wall and ceiling covers. It was surprisingly sound proof, which meant his friends, (who happened to be in a band) always met at his place for practice. One day they decided to hire a singer. A female named Maggie handed in her application. They interviewed her and decided to give her a trial practice with them. She was so terrible, that she was actually quite hilarious, so she was hired. Immediately their sales shot up the Top 40s chart - that is, until her circus handlers recognized her, after all, who can not recognize those nose flaring rainbows? They lost many sales after she was taken back to the circus. It was a sad day, but as it turned out, she died in a volcano and the band got a new singer who sang very well, they are now Queen. Dancing Queen!! Tra la la la young and sweet, only seventeen! Introducing Maggie the dancing queen!