Bill Goes To College: Story 7

It was Bill’s first day of college. There was so much to do and not enough time to do it. So he sat down and ate a bagel. Munching it he pulled out the advice Bailey the butterfly gave him. He turned to page 394 and read: “eat lots of bagels.” The words were written in bold. Boldly he stuffed himself with as many bagels as there were available at the campus Tim Hortons. He felt better than ever, like he could do anything, or in his case, eat lots of bagels. He ate so much he was thrown into the psychology lab. They decided to study psychology and what persuaded him to eat such an enormous amount of bagels. They studied him for two decades and after twenty years they decided that Bill was in fact normal. So they disposed of him, from the top of a suspension bridge. His body fell and fell and fell. Luckily Iron Man caught him on the way down. But only barely at that exact moment a pyranusausus flapped by and caught him in his beak. He was so thankful to be alive. So he gave the creature a balloon and moved to Sudbury.