The Magic Scarf: Story 8

Maggie was not your usual girl. In fact one might say she was quite unusual. She walked around wearing a pete pan collar blouse, plaid skirt, patent leather shoes and all together looked quite out of place in Sudbury. She greatly disliked pop culture and always sang her own compositions when walking out in public. But the one thing that stood out most of all, was her big enormous nose. She was so nosy that jaws dropped open everywhere on everyone’s faces and screams covering up her otherwise beautiful voice. She decided all she could do was cover her nose with a scarf; an extremely large scarf that popped sparkles and buzzed electric. People were so fascinated by her scarf that she kept turning up the voltage to keep people away, until she buzzed o high her nose hairs caught on fire. She was literally blowing flames out of her nose. She joined the circus. There she learned to shoot fireworks out of her ears as far as Timbuktu. However, se was banned from doing this because everyone between her and Timbuktu felt endangered. They singed a petition against her saying she was not allowed to fire fireworks. She she cried, which made things worse because kryptonite rolled out. Thus Lex Luther was able to get his hands on the only kryptonite to fight Superman.