The Magic Scarf: Story 8

Maggie was not your usual girl. In fact one might say she was quite unusual. She walked around wearing a pete pan collar blouse, plaid skirt, patent leather shoes and all together looked quite out of place in Sudbury. She greatly disliked pop culture and always sang her own compositions when walking out in public. But the one thing that stood out most of all, was her big enormous nose. She was so nosy that jaws dropped open everywhere on everyone’s faces and screams covering up her otherwise beautiful voice. She decided all she could do was cover her nose with a scarf; an extremely large scarf that popped sparkles and buzzed electric. People were so fascinated by her scarf that she kept turning up the voltage to keep people away, until she buzzed o high her nose hairs caught on fire. She was literally blowing flames out of her nose. She joined the circus. There she learned to shoot fireworks out of her ears as far as Timbuktu. However, se was banned from doing this because everyone between her and Timbuktu felt endangered. They singed a petition against her saying she was not allowed to fire fireworks. She she cried, which made things worse because kryptonite rolled out. Thus Lex Luther was able to get his hands on the only kryptonite to fight Superman.

Bill Goes To College: Story 7

It was Bill’s first day of college. There was so much to do and not enough time to do it. So he sat down and ate a bagel. Munching it he pulled out the advice Bailey the butterfly gave him. He turned to page 394 and read: “eat lots of bagels.” The words were written in bold. Boldly he stuffed himself with as many bagels as there were available at the campus Tim Hortons. He felt better than ever, like he could do anything, or in his case, eat lots of bagels. He ate so much he was thrown into the psychology lab. They decided to study psychology and what persuaded him to eat such an enormous amount of bagels. They studied him for two decades and after twenty years they decided that Bill was in fact normal. So they disposed of him, from the top of a suspension bridge. His body fell and fell and fell. Luckily Iron Man caught him on the way down. But only barely at that exact moment a pyranusausus flapped by and caught him in his beak. He was so thankful to be alive. So he gave the creature a balloon and moved to Sudbury.